But she does play a mean skin flute...

Or so I've heard.. Haven't seen the famed vid so I can't say for sure.

In any case, this is the only thing I've seen on said bimbo worth reading, and I'm sure you won't see it on the MSM.

h/t to M. Spaff Sumsion

Sing to our very own BTO's "takin care of business"

Enjoy!


You wake up in the back seat
Of a junkyard taxi
Wondering why your memory's so mooshy
You're in someone else's Speedo
And you smell like glue and Cheetos
"Tinkerbell" tattooed on your tushie

And as the coke clouds clear
And your pupils reappear
There's flashbacks of a blondorexic girl
Just a stupid spoiled whore
Poundin' shots at "54"
And soon it all makes sense and you hurl

'Cause you've been
Bangin' Paris Hilton - Every day!
Bangin' Paris Hilton - Every way!
You've been
Bangin' Paris Hilton - Are you high?
Bangin' Paris Hilton - You're prob'ly gonna die
(Real soon)

If her thingy gets itchy
She'll accuse Nicole Richie
Or blame attention deficit disorder
But you'll get the night to swing
With booze and blow and bling
And don't forget your video recorder

While you wait till she puts out
You'll have lots to talk about
Like her hair and makeup and nails
And despite her worldwide fame
Genius for-gets her name
That's why they put it on the hotels

Where you've been
Bangin' Paris Hilton - Every day!
Bangin' Paris Hilton - Every way!
You've been
Bangin' Paris Hilton - And her mom!
Bangin' Paris Hilton - Invite some friends along

[Bangin' instrumental]

(Paris is)
(A roll model!)
(She can roll!)
(Model too!)
(Whoo!)

[Repeat a couple of positi-, er, verses]

We've all been
Bangin' Paris Hilton - Every day!
Bangin' Paris Hilton - Every way!
We've been
Bangin' Paris Hilton - 'Cause we're bored!
Bangin' Paris Hilton - She's all we could afford

[Repeat some more]

Bangin' Paris Hilton - Every day!
Bangin' Paris Hilton - Every way!
Bangin' Paris Hilton - Yes indeed!
Bangin' Paris Hilton - 'Cause we're sick of Tara Reid
(Whoo!)

[Repeat to exhaustion]